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cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

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I just greatly enjoy this chunk of the song.

I just greatly enjoy this chunk of the song.

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#lezbehonest #homoparade #homo #rainbow #reallygaypicture #haha #selfie #rainbowphotobomb #gay #gayselfie #myface #lesbo

#lezbehonest #homoparade #homo #rainbow #reallygaypicture #haha #selfie #rainbowphotobomb #gay #gayselfie #myface #lesbo

Stepped #outside for a #ciggie, the #gaygods were present. Haha #rainbow #doublerainbow #gay #sky #iguessitrained??

Stepped #outside for a #ciggie, the #gaygods were present. Haha #rainbow #doublerainbow #gay #sky #iguessitrained??

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wifisearcher:

how did the drug dealer propose to his girlfriend ??

"marry u wanna?"

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florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

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One time in class, I got fed up

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

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AWWW

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

Twerk team
My snapchats are golden

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

Twerk team

My snapchats are golden

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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